game+of+pong

Grant Biggs Hondo thought he could beat Ben at pong, but he was wrong. Ben's way too good, and Hondo was beaten. Even though it was just a game, Hondo took it very seriously. He started pacing around the room, thinking over and over agian: How did I lose? He saw Ben as an enemy now, because Ben was just laughing it off. Hondo was so mad that he finnaly snapped! He attacked Ben, but Ben was used his pong reflexes to counter Hondo's moves. Every way Hondo attacked, Ben was able to counter, block or dodge it. It all ended when Hondo tried to roundhouse kick Ben in the face, but Ben grabbed his leg, and threw him back into the wall. Hondo's vision blurred. He tried to get back up but cut himself on something. He saw a huge double-bladed battle axe in the sink. How that got there? He had no clue. He threw the axe at Ben and it was a very good throw. There was no way Ben could survive that. But instead of dying, Ben caught the handle of the blade. He threw it right back at Hondo's head. It missed by an inch and got caught in the wall. Then Ben threw the pong ball at Hondo and it hit him right between the eyes. Hondo was knocked out cold. When Hondo woke up he had all over cancer. It was horrible. He had to find the cure for cancer before it was too late. So the first thing he did was get training.....by watching Forrest Gump. Then he ran all over the world trying to find the cure for cancer. It just wouldn't show up anywhere. He tried to run to china but it just wouldn't work. Then he met up with some really good old time video game pong asian in Japan (he had to fly there). The old man named something like Hominoshoniacariotakipoop taught him how to beat Ben at pong and avenge himself. So Hondo went back to America to defeat Ben Clark. But the United States wasn't the same anymore. People were all over the place playing pong. But Hondo didn't notice a thing. He was so focused on beating Ben at pong that he didn't realize that Ben had an army of pong players. So Hondo had to beat at least 600 hundred other players at pong in order to avenge himself. So he cracked his nuckles and got started. By the 50th person, Hondo was exhausted. How could he possibly beat everyone? He asked himself. Then the thought of beating Ben pushed him forward. The first 300 people were easy, almost too easy. They were very slow. It almost reminded Hondo of himself a couple days back, when he was beat by almost anyone. When Hondo got to the 500th person, it wasn't just a normal person.... it was a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Hondo got in an epic pong fight with it and almost died of grossness. The turtle was literaly glowing, it had so much radiation. The pong war went on for a very long time and then eventually, Hondo hit the turtle in the face and won the game. But he suddenly fell over, gripping his stomach. The radiation was speeding up his all over cancer, and he was dying. But suddenly Hominoshoniacariotakipoop came flying out of the air and landed by Hondo. He used his Jew Jitsu on Hondo and revived him, then flew away. Hondo beat the next 99 people to finnaly get to Ben. When he got there, Ben was a total beast. He challenged Hondo to a duel, and of course Hondo accepted. But what Hondo didn't realize was that Ben had a super mega pong that would help him cheat. Ben thought he had Hondo beat because of that, but what he didn't realize was that Hondo had a double-bladed battle axe hidden in his pants. It cut him when he moved. Anyways, Hondo had the first serve, and as soon as he hit it, Ben rallied and hit it back so hard that Hondo flew back. Luckily for him it was across the middle line so Ben couldn't hit it, and it stopped completely, so there were no points counted against him.