Grant+Biggs

Hondo thought he could beat Ben at pong, but he was wrong. Ben's way too good, and Hondo was beaten. Even though it was just a game, Hondo took it very seriously. He started pacing around the room, thinking over and over agian: How did I lose? He saw Ben as an enemy now, because Ben was just laughing it off. Hondo was so mad that he finnaly snapped! He attacked Ben, but Ben was used his pong reflexes to counter Hondo's moves. Every way Hondo attacked, Ben was able to counter, block or dodge it. It all ended when Hondo tried to roundhouse kick Ben in the face, but Ben grabbed his leg, and threw him back into the wall. Hondo's vision blurred. He tried to get back up but cut himself on something. He saw a huge double-bladed battle axe in the sink. How that got there? He had no clue. He threw the axe at Ben and it was a very good throw. There was no way Ben could survive that. But instead of dying, Ben caught the handle of the blade. He threw it right back at Hondo's head. It missed by an inch and got caught in the wall. Then Ben threw the pong ball at Hondo and it hit him right between the eyes. Hondo was knocked out cold. When Hondo woke up he had all over cancer. It was horrible. He had to find the cure for cancer before it was too late. So the first thing he did was get training.....by watching Forrest Gump. Then he ran all over the world trying to find the cure for cancer. It just wouldn't show up anywhere. He tried to run to china but it just wouldn't work. Then he met up with some really good old time video game pong asian in Japan (he had to fly there). The old man named something like Hominoshoniacariotakipoop taught him how to beat Ben at pong and avenge himself. So Hondo went back to America to defeat Ben Clark. But the United States wasn't the same anymore. People were all over the place playing pong. But Hondo didn't notice a thing. He was so focused on beating Ben at pong that he didn't realize that Ben had an army of pong players. So Hondo had to beat at least 600 hundred other players at pong in order to avenge himself. So he cracked his nuckles and got started. By the 50th person, Hondo was exhausted. How could he possibly beat everyone? He asked himself. Then the thought of beating Ben pushed him forward. The first 300 people were easy, almost too easy. They were very slow. It almost reminded Hondo of himself a couple days back, when he was beat by almost anyone. When Hondo got to the 500th person, it wasn't just a normal person.... it was a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Hondo got in an epic pong fight with it and almost died of grossness. The turtle was literaly glowing, it had so much radiation. The pong war went on for a very long time and then eventually, Hondo hit the turtle in the face and won the game. But he suddenly fell over, gripping his stomach. The radiation was speeding up his all over cancer, and he was dying. But suddenly Hominoshoniacariotakipoop came flying out of the air and landed by Hondo. He used his Ju Jitsu on Hondo and revived him, then flew away. Hondo beat the next 99 people to finnaly get to Ben. When he got there, Ben was a total beast. He challenged Hmo to a duel, and of course Hondo accepted. But what Hondo didn't realize was that Ben had a super mega pong that would help him cheat. Ben thought he had Hondo beat because of that, but what he didn't realize was that Hondo had a double-bladed battle axe hidden in his pants. It cut him when he moved. Anyways, Hondo had the first serve, and as soon as he hit it, Ben rallied and hit it back so hard that Hondo flew back. Luckily for him it was across the middle line so Ben couldn't hit it, and it stopped completely, so there were no points counted against him.

"Where are we?" Daniel asked. His eyes glinted in the camp fire. He had a messy beard and a bruised lip. "We're lost," said Johnny Boy. He "But how did we even get here?" "Plane crash," motioned Johnny Boy, showing a blown up plane behind him. "Plane crash," Daniel said, staring at Johnny Boy. He looked to his right. The movie director motioned for him to keep going. Daniel sighed. "How do we get out of here?" Daniel asked. "We don't. We're trapped here FOREVER," Johnny Boy said, looking straight at the camera. "Okay, this is stupid! I quit!" Daniel exclaimed. He got up from the electronic campfire and walked past the crew. "I'm being taken care of by some 6-year old k-" "I'm 9!" Johnny Boy shouted. "Whatever! I don't care! This is gonna be the worst movie ever! I just waanna barf thinking about it!" "Hey, hey Larry!" the movie director shouted. "It's Steve!" Steve shouted back. "Hey come on man! What happened?" "I'm playing a guy named Daniel, that's what happened Antuan!" shouted Steve. He walked out the back exit of the building. It was night and it was raining. "Why don't you come back man? You were doing great!" Antuan shouted. Steve ignored him and kept on walking. "You was gonna be paid a ton man! Why do u have to quit now?" "Maybe cause after being paid a ton a bunch of times I want to be a good character in a great movie! Like the karate kid!" "What are you talking about man? The karate kid sucked!" "It was better than this movie is ever gonna be! And why do you always have to say man? "I don't!" Antuan yelled. "Man this sucks!" Steve just shook his head and kept on walking, leaving Antuan in the alley, all by himself. Steve thought about it while he slept. True that would get him a lot of money, but he had enough. He was sleeping in a 100 thousand dollar bed, in his three million dollar mansion. Tomorrow he was flying on his private jet with friends to Hawaii to celebrate his movie. But since he quit it he didn't know what he was going to tell them. Oh well, better not ruin the party for them. The next morning Steve got up and streched. It was going to be a busy day. FIrst he packed. He was going there for a whole entire week, so he brought his fanciest clothes. Button down shirts, and thousand dollar pants, packing them in the most expensive suit case he could find that wasn't over 500 grand. He walked down three sets of stairs smelling the delicious breakfast that the maid had made. It was probably pancakes. Steve loved pancakes. When he got there it was ready. He ate the pancakes, and left for the airport. He drove to the airport in his lamborghini.